ASS OUT...

No really...

ENOUGH with the polar bears...

This time last year....to the day...

...everyone was celebrating Obama's victory. This time around folks are celebrating the Yankee's World Series win! I'm not even gonna lie... I was little torn over who to really root for considering I'm from PA and now live in NYC. What do you do in this situation...go for your home state team or follow pretty much everyone else around you??!!! Following is not my style and I'm not even a fan of baseball so I've been playing it neutral.

NYC is going to be CRAZY the next few days...I must admit I <3 NYC!!!!!!

OOOoooohhhh....there will be a ticker tape parade tomorrow!!!!! I may be more excited to see shredded paper then I am about the actual Yankee win...lol...

Krispy Kreme Burger..Oh and we BOMBED the MOON!!!

Folks...what the hell is really going on??!!!! Can someone please tell me???!!! I know I was a little detached from society for about 2 months on account of work but either the world just snapped out this week or I really missed some stuff.

Please watch this video from Fox News. I don't even get down with Fox News like that but I totally feel Shep's frustration. America are we really soo fat and desperate for calories that someone would find it ok to put a damn cheesburger on a donut bun????!!! An effin GLAZED DONUT BUN.



WTF IS AMERICA'S LIFE ABOUT RIGHT NOW???!!! Have we truly lost our mind??!!

And this Bombing the moon in search of water. Have we really run out of things to bomb and resources to deplete here???!!!

Folks...I'm just in disbelief.

If there are aliens out there they better take a hint and start hiding cause clearly if we find them or even THINK they are chillin in the galaxy somewhere its curtains.

And did NASA stop to think that there may really be life somewhere else and that...I don't know bombing a celestial being might piss them off????!!!

Then again I don't trust NASA and the governments intentions. I don't put it past them that they know something we dont (Apocalpse, end of the world like events anyone) and are trying to formulate an exit strategy.

The moon is the closet thing to earth right???

yea...2012...right. Can't wait to see the PR and news stories that come out after that movie is released...

Just saying...

Think about it...

Rat Pizza...

NYC is on a Motha Effin ROLL this week!!!! The city just keeps doing the MOST. Here's video of a truck that's parked outside of the Pink Elephant club here in the city that sells pizza. Well apparently said truck is not only visited by hungry people at night but rats seem to frequent the spot as well. Just watch the video.

Shits disgusting. The owner has a whack ass excuse for why the rats are there. "It's old pizza"....I'm sorry, WHAT??? What exactly does that have to do with anything. There are RATS on the counter!! So just because they are eating what is supposed to be old pizza (how do we know its old and furthermore, I doubt they are selling full pies out of the truck sooooooo how are they just old??? Old from when a few hours or a few days???) its ok for them to be in the truck???

Really....seriously...It's gross no matter how you slice it. Where is the NYC Dept of Health when you need them??? Do they not regulate street food trucks??? Like what the Hell is really going on.

Doing the MOST, doing the MOST, DOING THE MOST

I've met a Crackhead for Christ. Have you?

"Jesus, I'm sorry for stealing my landlords TV and VCR...twice....for crack"

1 of the MANY statements made by said crackhead during my commute in to work this morning.

Apparently this man was a former crack addict that found christ during his 7yr stint in jail. He explained how he was a "good crackhead" at which point he explained how he knew how to cook coke to make crack, how exactly to smoke the pipe to get just the right rush AND let the whole train now that they could ask him how and he would tell them...I mean I guess that was his WWJD moment.
He actually got excited when he talked about how to smoke the pipe to get the right rush which leads me to believe that if someone had thrown some crack on the floor this man would have forgot all about Jesus and would have snatched it up with the quickness.

WWJD...Doing the MOST...

WTF Australia....W...T....F

Michael Jackson tribute with the Jackson 5 in BLACKFACE...AUSTRALIA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EFFIN MIND???!!!! Why would anyone that isn't brain dead think this is ok??? Folks...just watch the video. I find it offensive as did Harry Connick Jr but the entire Australian audience thought it was hilarious.

I'm not laughing.