WTF IS GOING ON HERE??!!!

Before I break into my usual doing the most rant I have to point out that its been nearly 2 weeks since I last blogged. What is my life about, right....clearly I need to get it together. And I wasn't even on vacation!!! Come to think of it, me and a vacation (or lack there of) is a topic i'll be covering soon...very soon

Anyway, so in my absence a video was going around the internet of Stephon Marbury having what looked like a slight breakdown. Granted he breaks down when a gospel song comes on so in his defense he could have just been moved by the song (or it could be the cocaine but whatevs). BUT still why the hell would he UStream himself crying??? Clearly doing the most. Watch the video below.



so today i was doing my usual blog crawl and came across his latest video. Now, Folks, I'm slightly confused. He's dancing to "Barbie World" but his moves don't sync with the video...not even a little bit. The description under the video says that the song isnt actually the song that he's dancing to. OK...fine. WHY THE HELL IS HE DANCING AROUND LIKE THAT??!!! I noticed that the guy in the video has a tattoo on the side of his head (at least it looks like a small tattoo to me) Does Stephon have a tattoo on the side of his head (too lazy to look it up) if he doesn't who the hell is this strange man dancing around like this???

If this is Stephon, the dancing is just not sexy. And shouldn't he be at a training camp or something???!!!!

I've been watching this all day...

This is uber cute and unique and HILARIOUS!! I'm sure they'll be on GMA or the Today show sometime next week cause this video has gotten major buzz and play today. I want to know the back story.

Sidenote: I was watching Regis and Kelly before leaving for work this morning (yea I don't roll out of the house till after 9) Regis was talking about this engaged couple guy and girl that found each other on facebook and both are named Kelly Hildenbred! How crazy and confusing is that??!! And what the hell are they going to name their kids??? Imagine if the dad made his son a Jr. CRAAZZZZYYY!

Sprite is doing the effin MOST!!! (Updated)

German Sprite ad that has been banned. Apparently cum is refreshing in Germany...I mean why else would this be the strategy.

Update 7/21

Apparently the previous video was pulled for copyright infringement. Interestingly, Coke claims that they had nothing to do with the production of the ad...riiiiiight...sooo then who took it down exactly???

Here's a link to another video of the ad. Some cheesy tak show captured it and added commentary. Just skip to :45.

Blame it on the...

E-E-E-E Economy

Blame it on Bush. Blame it on Cheney. I'm not pointing blame...well...ok maybe. I love love LOVE this!!! So effin clever! "Michelle"'s part is hot too!

WHAT I JUST SAW ON THE TRAIN...

Mother with her 3 yr old son...train stops...doors open...she proceeds to allow him to PEE into the space between the platform and the actual train.
WHYYYYYYY FOLKS WHHHHHYYYYY???!!! WTF...I mean I know when you have to go you have to go but seriously not only is that DISGUSTING but thats setting some really bad habits in that child. SMDH...I'm still in disbelief.

Birthday Sex for the 4th of July

Thats an attention getter right?!

So I'll spare the long drawn out story about my parents bright idea to take a roadtrip to ATL (DOING THE MOST!!!) over 4th of July weeked. SOO much happened between the drive down, the time spent in ATL and the drive back that I thought it best to just pull out the 1 thing that I just couldn't get passed the whole trip.

Everyone who has a radio should have heard the song "Birthday Sex" by now. Its a decent song right...pretty catchy right...Well me, my 18 yr old sis, her best friend, my parents and my 2 cousins aged 13 and 7 were in the car..."Birthday Sex" comes on...I'm singing along

"It's your birthday so I know
you want to riiide out,
Even if we only go to myyy house"

While i'm singing, I hear this mousey voice also singing along...so I look around the car to see who else is singing...My sis...nope...her best friend...nope...the 13 yr old nope...

I look to my right and the 7 yr old is singing along....EVERY WORD...

APPALLED FOLKS!!!! SOOO freaking disturbing...so the song goes on to say stuff like

I've been feenin'
Wake up in the late night...dreamin' about your lovin'
Don't need candles or cake
just need your body to make good
Birthday sex

You know what...I'm going to post the song at the end of this post. It's just inapprop for a child to be singing that. Yes I realize and understand that its the responsibility of parents and adults to make sure kids aren't singing/listening to stuff like that but DAMN!!!

Where the hell is the FCC??!!! Slackin on their mackin....CLEARLY. I just dont understand how a song that is CLEARLY about SEX (as it says "sex" at least a dozen times) can be played without censorship at all times of the day??!!!

sigh...

NOT VIBE TOO... :0(

First MJ now Vibe all I need is for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be banned and all I'll have left of my childhood and growing up will be my memories!!! Like WTF??? I've been reading Vibe since I was about 13 when Vibe was printed large like Rolling Stone :0) I LOVED IT. I kept every issue (still do) and had some of the pages on my wall as decorations. Oh the memories...

VIBE...seriously...What the hell happened? How do you go from being one of the top selling magazines to folding??? Vibe was (so sad it is a "was") no King Magazine (meaning hip hop trash with nothing more than half naked video hoes...almost a ghetto version of Maxim...if your offended, get over it)

I'm truly perplexed...VIBE goes before Ebony and even (GASP) Jet??!!! How is that possible. Who is even reading Jet at this point??

My bigger concern with all of this...do they plan on crediting me for the issues I won't be getting. Probably not huh...sigh...

I hope Quincy can buy it back and keep it going and that they honor my damn subscription if and when that happens.