Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Swine Flu is kinda like an STD

So like the rest of North America I'm super paranoid about the Swine Flu. Thing is I feel like I have reason to be slightly more paranoid than everyone else. This past weekend I went to a co-workers house party. Seemed like a good idea right. Making friends at work cant be wrong right. Fast forward to Monday morning at work this broad proceeds to tell me that 1 of her friends that was at the party has a sister that goes to St Francis. In case you don't know the significance of this information go here Too lazy to click...the headline says:


WTF!!!! Why the hell would this person come to a social gathering knowing they had potentially been exposed to the virus. Then to make matters worse, this person calls my coworker an says "Yea...don't tell anyone. I'm sure Im not sick but I'm going to go to the clinic just to be sure"

Folks...if I get sick and I come across this person in the street...their getting effed up. Just saying...

The funny side of the Swine Flu thing is that if you do get it you have to contact anyone you were recently in contact with to let them know your infected. LMAO...it reminds me of the episode of Sex and the City when Miranda catches an STD and makes a list of people to call.

I'm pretty sure if I get a call from someone saying "BTW I might have given you Pig Flu" I'm going to be PISSED. And what if you caught it and started calling people and 1 of the people you call says "Yea I have/had it too". Would you not be like "WTF YOU HAD IT AND DIDNT TELL ME!!! YOU GAVE ME PIG FLU!!!". And possibly consider doing harm to said person.

Just something to think about...OH and I found these PSA's from the 70's. Apparently there was a Pig Flu outbreak back then too. Crazy thing is the PSA's are to encourage people to get the Swine Flu vaccine...the vaccine ended up killing people. Go figure...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Whole World is Watching....

but yet none of us can seem to find your penis. He basically has a clitoris.

LMFAO. Clearly sir you are doing the MOST! This is an example of freedom of speech gone wrong...TERRIBLY wrong. LOL...first off...this appears to be some sort of hippie festival type of thing. So where the hell was he going with the damn feather boa and what looks like a 70's disco costume from Party City??? Folks, as a life lesson, unless your at a nudist colony or naked beach,don't allow a group of your peers (who have on clothes mind you) pressure you into taking yours off (unless of course they are paying you to do so).

I actually don't feel bad for the guy. They asked him repeatedly (way more times than I would have asked) to put his damn clothes on. I mean, I feel like, the fact that his penis is basically nonexistent is reason enough for his ass to be tased. I don't understand...like....where IS his penis????

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Follow Me....

I feel like in the last month Twitter exploded. Everybody and their mom (including mine) have been talking about twitter. Before there was a buzz here and a buzz there. Now its everywhere. In every conversation. It's sick. Sigh....and yes as much as I tried to fight it I too have joined the masses. Actually, I was harassed and peer pressured by Sick of the BS over at ranwab.blogspot.com. I'll be using twitter to document doing the MOST moments as I'm out and about. We shall see how this will go...and how long it lasts....

Don't I have a certain number of words I can type...? What kind of BS is that...I don't even know if I can work with that...

SllimThinksAlot is the user name on Twitter.

Friday, April 17, 2009

DIsturbing But Amusing

I know it's rude to laugh at the disabled but I couldn't resist the laughter. As Blondie said when I shared this with her, "He turned his arm into the 1 thing it is not". LMAO. You have to admit it's pretty freaking creative. Let's be real when you have no arm people are probably going to look. I mean why not give them something to really stare at. Kudos to this person for Doing the MOST! with the least.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Be Sure To Mow The Lawn

That's right....spring has sprung and soon bushes will be growing out of control. Wilkinson Sword B.K.A Schick here in the US wants to make sure that you keep up with your own "landscaping". Notice how that cat has hair in the beginning and is bald by the end.....Clever and Hilarious.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

7 Words....Really!?

Just yesterday I was telling a friend how great Pandora is. I like to listen to my Kanye|Santogold|MIA channel at work. Nothing to hardcore....nothing to eccentric...pretty safe for work right....Well folks, today Pandora got beside itself and threw Tech N9ne (first of all just looking at the name does it look like something that should be played at work???)...song title "7 words" into the mix. Still harmless sounding right....The song starts off with a nice R&B chorus...kinda like a love song....FOLKS....do you know the 7 words Mr. N9ne is talking about..... And what the chorus starts to actually SING "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SUCK MY D*&%.

I'M AT WORK DAMNIT!!!!! No I don't have headphones in. It's a good thing my boss didn't come in to my office to ask me anything. Could you imagine???!!!! And it's not just the chorus that is clearly DOING THE MOST...the lyrics are detailed enough to be considered audio porn. TRUE STORY.

I know it may seem as if I'm exaggerating the level of inappropriateness in this song but folks...I promise you I am not. Just listen for yourself. And yes thats the album cover. And yes dude looks throwed off. The whole situation is just not OK. I'm kinda traumatized.

Monday, April 6, 2009


It is NOT OK to name a fried chicken spot after the president. Just not OK....for numerous reasons all of which should be obvious. I'm not even gonna waste my time listing the reasons. I can't deal....

Friday, April 3, 2009

Spring has Sprung....FINALLY

He's feeling it...and doing the MOST! I'm not gonna lie...I'm jealous that I can't do this with my leg.