Tuesday, February 5, 2008

"Bitchassness"

For the past month or so I've thrown the idea of blogging around in my mind. To blog or not to blog thats been the question. I mean, I have an opinion on everything...my sagittarrian quality of blunt honesty often generates a few laughs (and sometimes hurt feelings but I have good intentions.....most of the time), I need a hobby and to be quite honest I don't do much at work. But then I would think who would really read my blog? My friends? Do I really want them knowing the crazy thoughts and ideas that run through my head? Then I thought...1...do I really care who reads it? 2....my friends already know me and know my thoughts can be "unconventional" and "abstract". 3....DO I REALLY CARE? And that folks is the bottomline...I don't care....these are just my thoughts do with them what you will.

So the straw that broke the camels back or the thing that threw me overboard was last nights episode of "Making the Band 4" and Diddy's...I mean Sean Jean's* "Bitchassness" speech. This was a CLASSIC moment in modern day TV folks. Nobody publicly humilates people like Mr. Combs*. I mean, Bentley would not be known by anybody if it weren't for his years of public humiliation as a "man servant". I'm sorry but is it just me or does Bentley shows signs of the disease that Diddy* so eloquently spoke of last night. And ummm...at 1 point was he NOT working for Bad Boy???? So the phrase "There will be no bitchassness at Bad Boy" is kinda invalid. Or maybe thats why Bentley is no longer Puffy's* "Man Servant" or maybe this "mandate" is a new 1 for Bad Boy. Hmmm....BUT the next time you watch "Making the Band" and there is a scene in Diddy's* office try to see the picture that is on the bureau to the front and right. Take a look at that and then let's talk about "bitchassness"....

All in all...the speech inspired me to let go of my own "bitchassness" and start this blog. After all "Bitchassness is hurting our community! It's a contagious sickness..."

I'll try to write often...Hope you enjoy....





* I wish I had the luxury of changing my name every 2 years or as I evolve from 1 person to the next...which oddly sounds like a mental disorder but thats a topic for another day.

5 comments:

Christine said...

Love it!!!!! Keep Blogging!

Nkechi said...

Kia ur hilarious. But this is def a great choice for a new hobby. Good luck! :-)

Joshua said...

Kia your about to have me start watching making of the band again.

stupidGENIUS said...

Bitchassness is an epidemic almost on par with AIDS and Perscription drug addiction...Bitchassness is a detriment to everything that's good in our society...Bitchassness sounds like a character on the Boondocks...but most of all, bitchassness is yet another example of Puff Diddying himself and creating a whole new epidemic, another 15 minutes...and he's the best at that...

so I salute him for his bitchassness expose, and hope there are more such exposes to come

SG

Amber said...

Kia I LOVE IT!!! Im glad you found a new hobby to keep your mind of off the foolishness that is your job...
I havent seen this episode of making the band, but you are like the 100th person to talk about this "bitchassness" epidimec...lol